Crisps that taste like the flavour on the packet:
Ready Salted
Salt and Vinegar
Salt and Black Pepper
Worcestershire Sauce
Pickled Onion
Crisps that taste about as far away from the flavour on the packet as it’s possible to go without involving NASA:
Smokey Bacon
Roast Chicken
Beef ‘n’ Onion
Cheese ‘n’ Onion
All the others.
Oh, vaulting ambition! Why must you tempt Walkers et al so?
If I were Walkers et al, I’d just have another look in my special kitchen cupboard, and pick another condiment/preserve. I’m not sure what’s left in there – perhaps soy sauce or strawberry jam? Cheeky swines.
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