So, now even Tesco has joined Vimto’s conspiracy to destroy ginger beer. Are there no depths to which this evil monolith will stoop?
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Buy One Get One 20p Dearer
Posted in evil Vimto, ginger beer, ginger beer related pictures taken by Gleamhound, Tesco on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The Friday Interview: The First One You Can Listen To
Posted in Chas Brooke, heroin, Tesco on August 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Literally as many as some people have enjoyed and been mentally stimulated by my series of Friday Interviews. But I have long been concerned that it has not been easily accessible for those unable to read, for whatever reason, perhaps pressures of time, or lack of intelligence. That ends today. Now there is no excuse [...]
Spare A Copper For A Poor Guerilla Artist?
Posted in Banksy, Liverpool - European Capital of Culture 2008, Tesco on March 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
There’s been a terrible kerfuffle in Liverpool over the last few months. As many of you will be aware, Liverpool is the 2008 European Capital of Culture and, at the same time is a bit of a building site. So we’ve all been tidying up before all the visitors come, shoving the newspapers under the [...]
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