I saw some people on the telly this morning having the acupuncture done. I reckon that’s a big bag of wrong. If it’s not working, do acupuncturists use bigger and bigger needles, eventually moving up to daggers? There must be a point at which the benefits are outweighed by the harm done. Now, I know [...]
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Unnecessarily Painful
Posted in bacon, big bag of wrong, Chinese burn therapy, Fat Brian on May 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Cabin Fever
Posted in Fat Brian, skimpy clothes, The Bunker on May 13, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I am currently working in a bunker. It’s not a real bunker, it’s a metaphorical one. If you want me to be accurate, I am working on a project in an office on my own so I won’t be disturbed. It’s been about a week now and I’m starting to crave human contact. It turns [...]
Busy Again
Posted in Boris Johnson, Fat Brian, Myleene Klass, pigeon of woe on May 1, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I’m terribly sorry I haven’t updated this blog for a few days, but, in my defence, I have been terribly busy. How busy? I’ll tell you. I’ve been . . . Busier than a Dewsbury social worker. Busier than Boris Johnson’s apology speechwriter. Busier than the bluebird of happiness alighting on Everton supporters this morning. [...]
My Trouser Pickle
Posted in Fat Brian, Karen Matthews, pickle, Shannon Matthews, Stockhausen on April 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I got myself a new pair of trousers. They were lovely, two legs and everything. I’m not an amputee, not yet at least. Anyway, the right-hand pocket has a sort of split in it, giving the pocket two chambers. I imagine they’re called chambers, but I’ve no idea what they would be called. I bet [...]
Sheep: An Explanation
Posted in Fat Brian, George Clooney, Ratan Tata, sheep, the name Roderick on March 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I have had a number of comments about what I billed as the funniest cartoon in the world (which appears below, unless you’re reading this a week or two from now, in which case you’ll have to click on “Older Posts”). A few, but by all means not all, of you said they disagreed with [...]
Excess baggage
Posted in Fat Brian, Gregg's sausage rolls, perfectly round holes, The Lobster Pot on February 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Well, that was a concern. I’ve just been to Gregg’s for two sausage rolls. I was served by a polite young man, brisk but efficient. And, before I go on, can I just say how nice it was to see a man break through the glass ceiling at Gregg’s and be promoted to the front [...]
