Right, I’ve been to one of the coffee shops and I think I’ve been too naive. Anyway, I’ve had a rethink. INT. “MOO” – DAY TERRY IS IN THE QUEUE AT THE BOVRIL SHIP – NAMED “MOO” – AND IT’S HIS TURN TO BE SERVED. BARISTA: And how can I help you, sir? TERRY: Bovril, [...]
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Beef Tea: Redux
Posted in Bovril, complimentary sausage on November 12, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Beef Tea
Posted in Bovril, Inappropriate Richard on November 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know if you’ve noticed that there are a lot of coffee shops about these days. Well there are. A lot. My good friend Inappropriate Richard reckons a Bovril shop would be a money-spinner, but I wasn’t too sure. Anyway, I had a think about it, and I imagine he’s right. And here I [...]
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