Look at these nice girls. They’re having a cracking time, aren’t they? But are they? I don’t think so. I think that it’s just occurred to them that they’ve forgotten something very important. I have noticed in recent times that ladies out on the town rarely remember their coats. This baffles me, as I never [...]
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Painting The Town Red Sensibly
Posted in balaclavas, chip shops, dayglo parkas, transvestites in duffel coats (rare) on November 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Not Nina Persson’s band
Posted in balaclavas, cardigans, David Beckham on March 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Look here! Look! Look! Then come back here. Cardigans have made a comeback (not the Swedish band, the garment). And apparently, it’s all thanks to David Beckham. No balaclava yet, but we can only live in hope. Keep the faith for the the sake of lovely toasty ears.
Lovely Toasty Ears
Posted in balaclavas, bullies, David Beckham, Kate Moss, Kate O'Mara on February 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I was surprised to see Kate O’Mara on my television last night. But not as surprised as she looked. My goodness, that’s quite a facelift she’s had. It will have to stop soon lest she find herself in possession of a lustrous and curly beard. Or a little goatee if she’s fastidious in the appropriate [...]
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